Ryanair Launches www.ryanbare.com

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Ryanair News
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News Release
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01.04.08

Ryanair Launches http://www.ryanbare.com


X RATED CALENDARS, SCREEN SAVERS AND SAUCY PICS

Ryanair, Europe’s largest low fares airline, today (April 1st) launched a brand new website to tap into the X rated market, the internet’s fastest growth area. Following the success of the ‘Girls of Ryanair’ charity calendar, Ryanair’s new website, http://www.ryanbare.com promises the hottest in-flight entertainment, including X-rated Ryanair calendars, screensavers and a range of saucy pics.

Speaking today, Head of Ryanbare.com Pussy Galore said:

“Ryanair gambling has already boosted our ancillary revenue by tapping into the internet’s second favourite activity, so our next natural step is to tap into the most popular internet activity of all. The launch of Ryanbare.com offers the ultimate in-flight service, with a range of products to satisfy even the most hardcore aerosexual.

“To celebrate the launch of Ryanbare, prices have been stripped for one day only, so fasten your seatbelt and log onto Europe’s number one no frills, cheap thrills website http://www.ryanbare.com.”

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